Chinatown

Chinatown lists many attractions in the tourist brochures. But here's the best day - or half day from the resident perspective.

If you are an early riser start with 'Chinese breakfast' at Big Wong, 67 Mott Street. Get there about 9 a.m. and order the congee and fried crullers. Congee is a kind of rice porridges, there are many selections- the waitstaff will help you decide. I prefer plain congee and I ask for it salted and with shredded ginger. A resident often asks for food modifications. Fried cruller is a must...plain or sweet. The menu is easy to read and if you prefer you can order by numbers.

Now you'r ready for your appointment for a facial at Joean Skin Care 163 Hester Street. Even the lowest price facial ($35) comes with a great face and shoulder massage. Secret is when attendants try to sell you more just say no.

About 90 minutes later, time for lunch. See those tourist lines all along Mott and Elizabeth even crossing south of Canal...forgetaboutit. Head on over to 1 East Broadway to Goodies.

Actually I might regret telling you about Goodies. Small, no crowds, only one order of soup dumplings allowed and an expanded menu that includes veggie duck and veggie chicken. Always good, reliable, clean, including the bathroom, and a competent and attentive wait staff.

If you showed up at Joen's by 10:30 and there were two of you, by now it's say 1:30 2 p.m. and the rest of the day to do what the non-residents do....

Or if you are a late sleeper then the next best is Wo Hop on Mott Street, #17. Resident's know go downstairs- best for takeout, but tip anyway. This is the in-place for cops, firemen and medics, especially those on the night shift. So don't be alarmed if you see emergency vehicles lining the street! No matter what your taste you absolutely must order the FRIED DUMPLINGS, and if you don't look like a tourist ask for the house mustard. Oh and chow fun are the super delicious wide noodles-